latinforyou.com seems to be a world-wide phenomenon! Here is a partial list of the hometowns of people who have had some Latin translation work done through this site. I appreciate the confidence you all have had in my skills and experience! In no particular order:
Quebec City, Athens, Chelmsford, Mississauga, Vancouver, Helsinki, Tianjin (China), Orange (Texas), Rockley (Australia), Esko (Minnesota), Coorparoo (Australia), Hong Kong, Portage (MIchigan), Meelo (Netherlands), Sturminster Newton (UK), Margburg (Germany), Changsha (China), Trondheim (Norway), New Kabul Compound (Afganistan), San Diego, Portland, Woodstock (Ontario), Martinsburg (West Virginia), Bournemouth, Berwick (Australia), Ljubljana (Slovenia), Oshkosh (Wisconsin), Estevan (Saskatchewan), London (UK), Belgium
In one randomly selected week (June 2-8, 2014) we had visitors from 65 countries:
Britain, USA, Australia, Canada, Norway, Belgium, Philippines, Singapore, Costa Rica, India, Peru, Finland, Ireland, Serbia, Sweden, Bulgaria, Denmark, Czech Rep., Turkey, Viet Nam, Spain, Indonesia, Poland, Lithuania, Slovakia, Iraq, New Zealand, Slovenia, South Africa, Egypt, France, Germany, Israel, Trinidad & Tobago, Japan, Netherlands, South Korea, Switzerland, Malaysia, Sri Lanka, Brazil, Lebanon, Italy, Cyprus, Hungary, Estonia, Thailand, Macao, Mexico, United Arab Emirates, Romania, Yemen, Ukraine, Greece, Argentina, Russia, Austria, Portugal, Georgia, Latvia, Oman, Myanmar, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Iran . . .
Let's keep a running tab on all visiting nations. So, to the above we can add Puerto Rico, Colombia, Mauritius, Moldova, Chile, Palastine, Jersey, Macedonia, Krygyzstan, Kenya, Barbados, Ghana, Qatar, Reunion, Venezuela, Bangladesh, Jamaica, Iceland, Nepal, Kuwait, Albania, Mongolia, Nigeria, Kazakhstan, Azerbaijan, Luxembourg, Malta, Ecuador (93 and more to come) . . .
I watched an old Wayne and Shuster skit - The Burning of Rome - from the 1970's. The following four gags from that.
Two Romans are in a taberna. The first says to the waitress, "I'll have a pizzum." The second says, "I'll have a pizzum as well." The waitress calls to the cook, "That's two pizza!". Then the first Roman (Johnny Wayne) turns to the camera and says, "That didn't get a big laugh here, but it went over big in the high schools".
The Burning of Rome, from the epic poem by Vergil, Fidicen in Tecto Fervido (Fiddler on the Hot Roof).
Looking at an attractive girl, a Roman says, "As Catullus said 'Aedificata similis Colosseo latericio' - she was built like a brick amphitheatre"
And finally as a lead-in to a commercial break, "Ars longa, ad infinitum" (Art is long, commercials are forever).
A Roman walks into a taberna and asks the caupo (inn-keeper) for a martinus. The inn-keeper says, "Don't you mean a martini?" The Roman says, "If I want a double, I'll order one!" (thanks to Wayne & Shuster)
The same Roman decides to have a beer instead. He gives in his order and holds up two fingers. The inn-keeper brings him 5 . . . think about it.
Two Cyclopes are eating their dinner. One picks a staff up out of his dish and says, "Hey! there's a crook in my shepherd's pie!"
Okay, for pure Latin: Te salutare volo. Itaque tibi mitto navem sine prora et puppe. The answer is "Ave". If you remove the prow (first letter) and stern (last letter) from the word navem, you are left with "ave", the Latin word for 'Hello'. The neat part is that, if you translate the joke into English IT STILL WORKS!!. "I want to greet you. So I am sending you a ship with prow or stern." If you remove the front and back from "ship" you're left with "Hi".
I first began studying Latin in 1979 in Grade 10 at Jarvis Collegiate in Toronto under Ronald Payne, one of the most original teachers it has ever been my pleasure to work under.
Since then I have studied and/or read Latin for fun, purpose or profit.
Over the years different aspects of Latin have appealed to me, but currently my focus is on how best to create meaningful English renderings of Latin and how to pass what I understand about the translation/reading process on to my students and clients.