latinforyou.com seems to be a world-wide phenomenon! Here is a partial list of the hometowns of people who have had some Latin translation work done through this site. I appreciate the confidence you all have had in my skills and experience! In no particular order:
Quebec City, Athens, Chelmsford, Mississauga, Vancouver, Helsinki, Tianjin (China), Orange (Texas), Rockley (Australia), Esko (Minnesota), Coorparoo (Australia), Hong Kong, Portage (MIchigan), Meelo (Netherlands), Sturminster Newton (UK), Margburg (Germany), Changsha (China), Trondheim (Norway), New Kabul Compound (Afganistan), San Diego, Portland, Woodstock (Ontario), Martinsburg (West Virginia), Bournemouth, Berwick (Australia), Ljubljana (Slovenia), Oshkosh (Wisconsin), Estevan (Saskatchewan), London (UK), Belgium
In one randomly selected week (June 2-8, 2014) we had visitors from 65 countries:
Britain, USA, Australia, Canada, Norway, Belgium, Philippines, Singapore, Costa Rica, India, Peru, Finland, Ireland, Serbia, Sweden, Bulgaria, Denmark, Czech Rep., Turkey, Viet Nam, Spain, Indonesia, Poland, Lithuania, Slovakia, Iraq, New Zealand, Slovenia, South Africa, Egypt, France, Germany, Israel, Trinidad & Tobago, Japan, Netherlands, South Korea, Switzerland, Malaysia, Sri Lanka, Brazil, Lebanon, Italy, Cyprus, Hungary, Estonia, Thailand, Macao, Mexico, United Arab Emirates, Romania, Yemen, Ukraine, Greece, Argentina, Russia, Austria, Portugal, Georgia, Latvia, Oman, Myanmar, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Iran . . .
Let's keep a running tab on all visiting nations. So, to the above we can add Puerto Rico, Colombia, Mauritius, Moldova, Chile, Palastine, Jersey, Macedonia, Krygyzstan, Kenya, Barbados, Ghana, Qatar, Reunion, Venezuela, Bangladesh, Jamaica, Iceland, Nepal, Kuwait, Albania, Mongolia, Nigeria, Kazakhstan, Azerbaijan, Luxembourg, Malta, Ecuador (93 and more to come) . . .
I watched an old Wayne and Shuster skit - The Burning of Rome - from the 1970's. The following four gags from that.
Two Romans are in a taberna. The first says to the waitress, "I'll have a pizzum." The second says, "I'll have a pizzum as well." The waitress calls to the cook, "That's two pizza!". Then the first Roman (Johnny Wayne) turns to the camera and says, "That didn't get a big laugh here, but it went over big in the high schools".
The Burning of Rome, from the epic poem by Vergil, Fidicen in Tecto Fervido (Fiddler on the Hot Roof).
Looking at an attractive girl, a Roman says, "As Catullus said 'Aedificata similis Colosseo latericio' - she was built like a brick amphitheatre"
And finally as a lead-in to a commercial break, "Ars longa, ad infinitum" (Art is long, commercials are forever).
A Roman walks into a taberna and asks the caupo (inn-keeper) for a martinus. The inn-keeper says, "Don't you mean a martini?" The Roman says, "If I want a double, I'll order one!" (thanks to Wayne & Shuster)
The same Roman decides to have a beer instead. He gives in his order and holds up two fingers. The inn-keeper brings him 5 . . . think about it.
Two Cyclopes are eating their dinner. One picks a staff up out of his dish and says, "Hey! there's a crook in my shepherd's pie!"
Okay, for pure Latin: Te salutare volo. Itaque tibi mitto navem sine prora et puppe. The answer is "Ave". If you remove the prow (first letter) and stern (last letter) from the word navem, you are left with "ave", the Latin word for 'Hello'. The neat part is that, if you translate the joke into English IT STILL WORKS!!. "I want to greet you. So I am sending you a ship with prow or stern." If you remove the front and back from "ship" you're left with "Hi".
The following are the passages of Ovid which appear in the Cambridge Latin Course, Unit 4 as well as the selected reading book (Cambridge Latin Anthology). Some extra assistance has been provided for students who are still getting used to translating/reading ancient Latin. So far what has been provided is a good translation, some notes on literature and culture and a parsing exercise.
Metamorphoses 1.253-300 (selections)
This passage describes how Jove attempted to destroy mankind (for their wickedness) by sending a great flood and what happened as a result. The passage has been divided into two separate sections for ease of use.
Iamque erat in totas sparsurus fulmina terras;
And now he was about to scatter lightning bolts upon all the lands; but he was afraid that the sacred heaven might burst into flames from so many fires and the long vault of heaven might catch fire: a different penalty pleases (him), to destroy the human race under the waves and to send clouds down from every (part of the) sky. At once he closes the West Wind in the caves of Aeolus and sends out the South Wind. The South Wind flies out on wet wings; his beard is heavy with clouds; a wave flows from his white hair; a crash arises: from there thick clouds are poured from the sky; and the anger of Jove is not satisfied with heaven, his brother from the deep blue sea helps with additional waves. He himself struck the ground with his trident and it shook and revealed the waterways with the quake.
PARSE THE FOLLOWING WORDS/FORMS
sparsurus erat _____________________________________
4) placet is the technical word used in the senate when a law is passed (‘it pleases the senate that . . .’). It is often best translated as 'he decided'. There is also ellipsis - a word which would normally be reuired is left out, in this case, Iovi.
4-5) Hysteron Proteron, when the logical order of events is reversed (drowning and then rain).
7-8) Personification of the South wind (Notus).
7-8) Asyndeton (lack of conjunctions, like ‘and’).
8) est is assumed (barba est gravis).
10) Personification of Jove’s anger (ira).
13) Metaphor:- the riverbeds are called the roads of water
Jove decided that mankind was so wicked that it should be destroyed and he would start over. His first thought is to use his traditional weapon, the thunderbolt, but he decides that is too dangerous and opts for a flood. The story is basically the same as the story of Noah in the Bible.
Heaven was thought to be as solid as the earth and, so, liable to the same dangers, including fire.
Aeolus is the god of the winds and he keeps them in the caves where he lives. Jove gave Aeolus his power, which is why Jove can command the winds himself if he wishes.
The forces of nature are all personified as deities: the South wind is a mature man who is covered in water and clouds because the South wind brought rain and storms.
Neptune is Jove’s brother and is the god of the sea and of earthquakes. His weapon is the trident.
exspatiata ruunt per apertos flumina campos
The spread out rivers rush through the opened fields and now the sea and land had no boundary: all things were the sea, the shores also were missing the sea.
This one occupies a hill; another sits in a curved boat and plies the oars where recently he was plowing: that one sails over his crops or the submerged roof of his house, this one spots a fish in the top of an elm.
The wolf swims with the sheeps, a wave carries light brown lions and a bird, who has searched so long for land where he might be able to stop, falls into the sea on tired wings. And where graceful goats just nibbled on grass, now ugly seals place their bodies there.
PARSE THE FOLLOWING WORDS/FORMS
19) Hyallage (Transferred Epithet):- 'the roof of the submerge house', rather than 'the submerged roof of the house'.
21-23) Tricolon:- there are three elements to this sentence for 3 different animals; wolf, lions and bird. As is usual, the third and final part of the tricolon is the longest which makes this an ascending tricolon.
24) Elision:- carpsere is often referred as the poetic form of the 3rd plural perfect indicative active (carpserunt). It is actually the elided form, although it is typically used in poetry which often needs more short syllables.
24-25) the comparison between the graceful goats and the ugly seals is one made on the basis of movement rather than appearance.
This is a description of the world turned upside down.
The Roman world was very much an agrarian world (everyone was a farmer). So we see plowing, sheep and goats.
This is another section of the Metamorphoses where Daedalus and his son Icarus escape from King Minos and Crete using wings which Daedalus has made. The famous story of Icarus flying to close the the sun and being destroyed was a metaphor in the ancient world for striving too high in life. There is also a lesson
Daedalus interea (Creten longumque perosus
Meanwhile Daedalus (detesting Crete and his long exile, and touched by love of his birth place) had been enclosed by the sea. He says "he can cut off the lands and the waves, but the sky is certainly open; we'll go that way: He might own everything, but Minos doesn't own the sky." He spoke and turned his mind to unknown arts and made nature new. for he places feathers in a row ( you would think that they rose in a curve): in the same way rustic pan pipes rise little by little with their reeds of different lengths.
tum lino medias et ceris alligat imas Then he fastens the middle of the wings with string and the ends with wax and, thus put together, he bends them into a slight curve (to imitate real birds). His boy Icarus was standing with him and, without knowing that he handling something dangerous, but with a smile on his face, now he was grabbing at the feathers, which the shifting air moved, now he was softening the yellow wax with his thumb. With his play he got in the way of his father’s wretched task. Afterwards he put the final touch on his undertaking and the creator balanced his own body on the double wings and hung on the air as it was moved. instruit et natum 'medio'que '(ut limite curras), He also instructs his son and says, “I suggest you run by the middle route, so that a wave doesn’t weigh down your feathers, if you go too low, or fire burn you, if you fly too high; fly between the two. I tell you not to look at Bootes or Helix or Orion’s drawn sword. I’ll lead, you hit the road! As he passes on the flying instructions, he settles the unfamiliar wings on his shoulders.
atque ita conpositas parvo curvamine flectit,
(ut veras imitetur aves). puer Icarus una
stabat et, (ignarus [sua se tractare pericla]),
ore renidenti modo, (quas vaga moverat aura),
captabat plumas, flavam modo pollice ceram
mollibat lusuque suo mirabile patris
impediebat opus. postquam manus ultima coepto
inposita est, geminas opifex libravit in alas
ipse suum corpus motaque pependit in aura;
Icare,' ait 'moneo, (ne, [si demissior ibis],
unda gravet pennas, [si celsior], ignis adurat):
inter utrumque vola. nec te spectare Booten
aut Helicen iubeo strictumque Orionis ensem:
(me duce) carpe viam!' pariter praecepta volandi
tradit et ignotas umeris accommodat alas.
tum lino medias et ceris alligat imas
Then he fastens the middle of the wings with string and the ends with wax and, thus put together, he bends them into a slight curve (to imitate real birds). His boy Icarus was standing with him and, without knowing that he handling something dangerous, but with a smile on his face, now he was grabbing at the feathers, which the shifting air moved, now he was softening the yellow wax with his thumb. With his play he got in the way of his father’s wretched task. Afterwards he put the final touch on his undertaking and the creator balanced his own body on the double wings and hung on the air as it was moved.
instruit et natum 'medio'que '(ut limite curras),
He also instructs his son and says, “I suggest you run by the middle route, so that a wave doesn’t weigh down your feathers, if you go too low, or fire burn you, if you fly too high; fly between the two. I tell you not to look at Bootes or Helix or Orion’s drawn sword. I’ll lead, you hit the road! As he passes on the flying instructions, he settles the unfamiliar wings on his shoulders.
inter opus monitusque genae maduere seniles,
Between the task and the warnings the old man’s cheeks became moist and a father’s hands shook. He gave to his son kisses never to be given again and, lightened by his feathers, he flies ahead and fears for his companion, like a mother bird who has led her tender chick from their high nest into the air. and he urges him to follow and he teaches him the cursed arts and he moves his own wings and looks back at his son's. While someone catches fish with a quivering pole or some shepherd leans on his staff, or some farmer on his plough, he looks and is stunned (who could take to the air?) and believes they are gods.
et iam Iunonia laeva
And now on the left is Juno’s Samos (both Delos and Paros had been left behind) and on the right Lebinthos and Clymne, rich in honey, when the boy began to enjoy the daring flight and abandoned his leader. Drawn by the love the sky, he took a higher road.
Ovid Ars Amatoria 1.90-100 (elegiac couplets)
Ovid here describes how easy it is to pick up women at the games.
Haec loca sunt voto fertiliora tuo. 90
These places are more fertile for your wish. There you will find what you may like, what you can play with, what you may touch once and what you might like to hold. As the numerous ant(s) return and go in a long column and carry their customary food in their grain-bearing mouth(s), or as the bees, having come upon their meadows and fragrant pastures, fly through the flowers and the tips of the thyme, thus does the most cultured woman rush to the crowded games: the quantity has often delayed my selection. They come to be seen, they themselves come to see: that place holds the ruin of chaste modesty.
PARSE THE FOLLOWING WORDS/FORMS
voto _______ _____________________________________
ames __ ________________________________________
morata est _______________________________________
Ovid here tells how the games are a good place to pick up women.
90) technically tuo voto are ablative of comparison (more fertile than your wish; i.e., more than you could wish). It is also possible to take this phrase as dative (IMHO) as in there are more fertile place for you. In this reading, the comparison is with other places to pick up women.
91-92) There is chiasmus here as two types of women are mentioned (referred by the neuter relative instead of the feminine, possibly to further objectify the women); women we'll just have an afternoon's fun with (ludere & tangas semel) and women we'll have a longer term relationship with (ames & tenere).
93) Synchysis (interlocking word order) also seen in lines 94 & 98
93-96) The two similes are very agricultural: ants and bees, both of which were societies which hugely intrigued the ancient Romans. The ants suggest a continuous line up of women waiting to get into the games. The bees give the image of crowds of women flitting about here and there, almost without purpose.
97) cultissima is extremely ironic. It is abit like saying the classiest women rush to watch MMA or professional wrestling.
99) a very neat line which shows two different ways to show purpose. It also shows how much rhetorical training pervaded Roman writing and Roman thought.